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Wednesday, June 29, 2005


Look! You too can have this totally awesome Swank or Skank desktop! Just save it to your computer, change your display settings and voila! Instant Swank! Posted by Hello



Disclaimer: We are not responsible for what happens if your popularity increases so much that you just don’t know what to do with yourself. Do NOT operate heavy machinery after installing desktop as men with wieners may cloud your judgment. Please use responsibly and only in small doses.

14 comments:

BlackJack said...

You crack me up Jenni :)

I tend to find women with wieners to be far more distracting. And more disturbing for that matter...

GQ1NYC said...

That shit is funny. I will pass on saving it as my desktop. But it's still funny.

i.marzipan said...

Instant class? Instant SWANK!

Jenni said...

Blackjack...good point! Things that distract and distrub all at once should generally be on your desktop.
GQ: Awwww COME ON! You know you want to do it...
Danika...There. Fixed!

Johnny said...

i dont think you can go wrong with swank or skank.

i mean skank definitely needs some breath strips, a dental project the size of the panama canal and some pennecilin, but hey... turn the lights out and its all good.

i leave you with this russian translation.
http://moskautranslated.ytmnd.com

mikey said...

I am powerless against you two.

darianj said...

Kool...and it free to. But I think I'll keep the pic of your Ta-Ta's on my screen instead!

x said...

I think those "hot dogs" are illegal in some southern states.

Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel said...

I got a Southern Wiener that's big enough to be illegal. Wanna see ? Yeah !

Charlie Mc said...

:)

x said...

Hey ladies! Thanks for the link!

Now, what are you trying to say? Withered? Are you saying I'm old? Wrinkly? Dried up and boring? Come on now! weiher'd words! weiher'd words!

Jenni said...

Johnny: OH! So glad you met the token American skank! Hope it was good for you;)
Mikey: You're our official "Number One Fan..." If I could get you a big foam hand with the numer one on it I totally would. I do have a pink foam cowboy hat...would that do?
Darian: I am glad my boobs are worthy enough to grace your computer screen. Thanks!
Libby: I think those weiners definately fit the title of "unruly." "Breakin the law...breakin the law..." Oh, and OWWWWWW...extreme blonde moment. Sorry about the title...I'm blonde. Which brings me to the joke of the day. A blonde walks into a library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, "Um, but this is a library." in which the blonde replies whispering quietly "Sorry, I'd like to order a hamburger."
Cletus: Pass.
CMAC;)

Mona said...

too funny! I found you by randomly leafing through blogs...this is a great site!

R. U. Serious said...

I was really popular once.

Then I found out they just wanted the sandwich I had in my pocket.

Damn dogs.

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