Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I'm Not Ready For This Sh!t...

I don’t know about everyone else in the world, but in Minnesota it went from being 95 degrees and humid as hell to 60 degrees and *FREEZING! All within the matter of a week.

When it gets to be this **COLD, it means it’s time to bring out the fall jackets. Usually this event leads to exciting discoveries of lost money in the pockets of the aforementioned jackets. So when I put on my cute black fall jacket the other day and came up with nothing but a gumball machine plastic bobble head of Cleveland Brown from “Family Guy” you can imagine my disappointment.

Isn’t it some sort of LAW that you must find at least $5.00 in a pocket of a jacket that has been tucked away for the last six months? Or was I robbed from the Closet Fairy sometime this summer who used the money she collected from my multitude of winter wear to feed her growing cocaine habit?

I guess I’ll never know.

*The word “freezing” must only be used in the appropriate context in Minnesota when referring to 60 degree weather. For example, when it’s September and 60 degrees it’s “Freezing.” When it’s March and 60 degrees it’s warm enough to parade around in shorts and a tank top.

** See above.