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Monday, June 06, 2005


If this is eye level, I'm Helen Keller. Wah. Posted by Hello

Some of you might wonder; “Why does Jenni have a picture of her ta-tas on her blog?" Others may say “It’s about damn time Jenni has a picture of her ta-tas on her blog. In all honesty, the reason for the photo is to ask this question: Why do men feel somehow obligated to stare at your chest when you speak to them?
All day long I had to dodge blatant glances at my chest. That’s right, I said blatant. Guys, it’s obvious and no, the cough as you look down does NOT mask the fact that you’re trying to cop a glance at our boobs, nice try.

And it wouldn’t be so bad if I weren’t working. It’s a little unsettling when someone you see on a regular basis is staring directly at your nae naes. Talk about awkward. Maybe it’s the fact that we’re just getting out of “turtle neck” season and it’s like the baseball opener, you just have to see it. Or maybe it’s just that I somehow surround myself with raging perverts on a daily basis. Nonetheless, it’s not very pleasant. I would rather have them say “Hey Jen, nice tits,” than have them dance around the subject like a freaky little circus clown. At least then it would be a little less awkward.

21 comments:

Charlie Mc said...

I am an ass man...i could care less about breasts.....so I'd be staring at your ass instead....:)

Steph said...

JEN!!! I have to say this now that you brought it up. I hate to even put this out in cyberspace, but remember the department I worked in when you were in CA? Remember the boss, the big guy? Yeah him. He not only blatantly stares at my breasts every time I walk in his office, but I have to sit down each time, because if I don't, he openly stares right at my crotch!!! EVERY TIME!!! It's like a known phenomenon in the office. Gross.
And in what we do, of course they stare at our chests! Such a 'good old boys club.' And maybe that's why you kick ass every month! But whatever works. :)

madison's favorite son said...

about damn time we get a little skin on this site. it is called something and skank, afterall. right? i agree with charlie mac though.

BetelGeuse said...

Generally my field of view is much wider than the picture that you provided. The whole "package" is not provided so I may only comment on what has been provided and my own personal experience. Oh, scratch that, men are dogs... Nice Tits Jen.

BTW, why do women always take a glance at a mans crotch? The gentler sex is just a guilty with their "package" gazing! Don't deny. LOL

Enjoy your blog, thanks.

Jenni said...

Charlie: It's no consolation, but thanks anyway.
Steph: HA! I know exactly who you're talking about and was also "visually violated" by the same man. Try sitting across the dinner table from him for an hour with "Frisco"...shit.
Madison: I'm glad I could oblige, and yes there is "skank" in the title, not necessarily for me though, but thanks for the vote of confidence ;)
Betelgeuse: Ok FINE! I have been guilty of a little crotch glance now and then, but not as often as the guy/boob thing. Sometimes you just can't help it. Like at my friends cabin there is this guy that runs the general store that we've so appropriately named "Big Dick Lannie." He's about 56, smokes 5 packs a day and wears tight jeans that show off his stuff. Scarry...

GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

So true, one the summer clothes come out men act like horn-dogs...LOL

The Muse said...

Okay, the crotch-glance is definite retaliation to the tit-stare. Yes, guys, we understand that they're RIGHT THERE. But at least try to be subtle about it. Not like the guy I used to work with who, on the first nice spring day on which I wore a lower-cut v-neck top to work, said, "Its reasons like these that I love this weather," while staring at my chest.
Then again, like my (now female) boss said at a party, "Its not like you can hide them."

mikey said...

first of all, i just gotta say... first time here, and i'm greeting with rack? dude, it's a sign!

ok now. seriously, i like looking at a rack just like any other straight guy. but when i'm talking to someone? holy crap, it's rude as shit to ogle someone you're talking to. really. totally disrespectful.

don't get me wrong, now. i've been known to ogle, too. but i try not to be so obviously rude about it, yanno?

madman said...

NICE TI --er--I mean-- is it really fair to make such generalizations?

What if I were to say Blacks jump better than whites.

or

Mexicans do not have car insurance.

or

Women make emotional decisions.

Would that be fair.

---do you mind if I print that picture! WOW!

mr_g said...

Nice, er..."pics" (our internet is filtered and monitored at work, so I need to tread carefully)

Personally, I'm a crotch guy too. I'm also only 5'7", so if you're wearing heels and I'm trying to make eye contact without thinking too much about it, I'll be looking deeply into your headlights. Then when you look away I'll be checking out the crotch....sorry, can't help it; it's who I am!

Rob Lowe said...

You have tits? I was looking at your darling Tiffany floating heart.

Oh, wait, now I see them. Yes, they look very fun. I see your tan line, too. Ah, thanks for drawing my attention to them. It was pleasurable.

i.marzipan said...

WAIT A SECOND... I know that dress. And sista, if the boys were looking at your boobies, you were asking for it! I know this because the same thing happens when I wear that dress!

BBQ Junkie said...

rob, i don't believe the necklace to be tiffany's. at most, it may be tiffany's "inspired".

John S. said...

Is it possible that a share of guys are simply looking down? Guys tend not to look each other in the eyes, either - so maybe on some occasions it looks more awkward than others.

Ehm, or maybe not.

Jenni said...

Rob Lowe: You said darling...damn you're gay.
Danika: Just because I wear a cute dress that may be slightly lower cut than other cute dresses doesn't make the ogling any more appropriate...you know that! I still love that dress, I'm just no longer wearing it ANYWHERE around clients. Hey, maybe we could wear them out together this weekend and take candid gawking photos...

Jenni said...

Listen here Big Lu, the necklace is not "Tiffany inspired," I'm not that pretentious. It's just a horseshoe for good luck.

Tim said...

I'd write something in response to what you wrote, but I didn't read it because I was staring at your chest the whole time.

Jenni said...

Not to self: No more revealing pictures on blog...

i.marzipan said...

what a controversy!! Jenni- I was totally kidding about you "asking for it" hee!

haley said...

low-cut tops generally create some interest in that department. that's why i usually opt for higher necklines when at work :)

darianj said...

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