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Thursday, June 09, 2005

What to do...What to do...

This weekend I have the weekend to myself, and NO WORKING ALLOWED. (That’s working at my job) So, I need your help! What should I do?
a). Work on my house.
b). Dance like I just don’t care.
c). Spend each evening in my kitchen making paper mache animals.
d). PARTY!!!!!!
e). PARTY!!!!!!
f). PARTY!!!!!

(The last three answers were not meant in anyway to influence your answer. Please, be partial and honest in your response.)

I have a confession to make. This is bad, so you may not want to read any further. Today I did the unspeakable. I did something that I never thought I would ever do and I am ashamed of myself…I went to Old Navy. I KNOW! For SHAME! I was sucked in by that commercial with the girls in the cute skirts. Damn capitalism. I did however find three incredibly cute tank tops and a really cute skirt. What? I can’t believe it either.

And it wasn’t even that bad. I expected to be bombarded by valley girl like sales clerks with leathery tans and skinny wrists wearing flip flops and board shorts and it was nothing like that. I guess I just needed to give it a chance…it’s amazing what happens when you give things a chance…

9 comments:

Charlie Mc said...

Old Navy is ok for stuff to wear around the beach or hanging on a summer day....glad you found some good stuff!

Now about the weekend.....go with a bit of B and a whole lotta d e f!!!

darianj said...

I say E, but C is a very close second!

mcgibfried said...

c.

then sell them on ebay and buy a night club... permitting you to do b,d,e,f when you please.

The Muse said...

You'd be surprised what you can find at Old Navy for cheap that you can mix into a more expensive outfit. (Can we say $12 tank top shell under a $250 suit which looked WAY better than the $50 camisole that I originally purchased.)

Mpls_red said...

Ma'am,
What I suggest is keep working! Go vist your clients on the east side of town, like Maplewood for example. If I were you, I would start at the Mitsubishi store on Highway 61.
On the other hand, paper mache could lead to the next "Great "drunk" story.... I am torn.

Steph said...

OHHHHH, Jen. You fell for the "Superskirt, Superskirt!!" commercial? Quick - call your sponsor, it may not be too late!

I say if you get down with a whole lot of D,E and F, then B will take care of itself!

Jenni said...

THAT'S IT! Mpls-Red, for pulling that "Ma'am" bullshit, your cut-off. No more deales bought for you for the whole month of June...that's right, ALL declined. Unless...you take it back and call me something like "young lady", or "miss." You can leave it on my voicemail if you like, along with a full apoplgy and at least 5 deals this month.

Mpls_red said...

Okay, Okay. You win... Miss, I might suggest some dancing AND drinking. If you can fit the paper mache thing in your schedule, then by all means.

"Thanks, and heres your bag of groceies bitch" ;)

Jenni said...

HA! Thanks "Sir."