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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

AAH!




Do you see it? Do you see the loose piece of skin under my eye? It's there, I SWEAR it is.

This morning as I as wiping some stray eyeliner off the bottom of my eye a piece of skin came along for a ride, gathered up in a bunch under my eye and just sat there, as if saying..."Ha! This is for all those times you failed to apply your SPF 30."

Panic has now set in...I am frantically searching for the best under eye wrinkle creme there is on the market. And I need YOUR help. I used to work for Lancome while I was in college, I know they had a couple good ones, but I never thought I'd actually need them. DAMN YOU CRUEL, CRUEL, WORLD!

Any suggestions?

15 comments:

Charlie Mc said...

don't stress out!!! You can barely see anything!

Sunfish said...

I don't see anything either but I heard Lancome is one of the best. Check out http://www.lhj.com/lhj/story.jhtml?storyid=/templatedata/lhj/story/data/skincareeye_03152002.xml

Mpls_red said...

You are a true dork. Just in case you are really worried, go to: www.botox.com

x said...

Don't panic, I don't see anything that's going to dip into your soup bowl anytime soon.

Teasing....

Obviously, I have no real suggestions. Sorry.

Miss_Vicki said...

Don't sweat it, there will, unfortunately, be more where that came from. You (or at least your eye) look great! :o)

Sunfish said...

Now that I think of it, lead poisoning?

madman said...

I SEE IT! DAMN! just kidding! I see nothing but a pretty eye!

Jenni said...

Charlie: BARELEY? What do you mean BARELY? So you SAW IT?!!! AHH!


Sunfish: Thanks, I read it and actually very helpful! Lead poisoning...really? Shit.

Mpls Red: And you still owe me at least three deals...you only have 3 days unitl month end, that's one deal a day. Get on that.

Libby: Thanks for the lovely graphic detail. Now I have a picture of my eyelids hanging in my soup...ew.

Miss Vicki: Wonderful news to look forward to...thanks. But thanks for the encouragment...it's much appreciated.

Madman: NO! REALLY? Awww...thanks ;)

darianj said...

I don't see anything...And no one will be that close to your eye anyway.

GQ1NYC said...

cute eye by the way.

The Muse said...

Honestly? I don't see anything. But if you don't believe me, try Benefit Eyecon. Seriously. I swear by it. (Yes, I'm only 24, but I going to start early and keep it at bay as long as possible.)

i.marzipan said...

Jen, I think your old age is manifesting itself in poor eyesight. Trust me. I'm (3 days) older and wiser.

Sandra said...

Yeah, Danika's eye is 3 days older and wrinklier than yours. Trust her.

Ms Peculiar said...

First post here - I use Pure Shea Butter. It is the best thing for your skin. I make skin products, so I also have a suggestion that may seen strange but it truly works. Estrace cream - It's estrogen cream that is given to ladies who are in menopause. They rub it in the nether-regions to keep the perinium from tearing (because it thins out after menopause) Since under eye "extra skin" is really you skin thinning out - it works like a charm. You can get it from your Dr. by telling them that when you have sex it hurts and that your skin seems to be tearing if sex is more than "making love gently"
I know it sounds crazy... But it is better than anything on the market. especially if you mix it really good with the shea butter.

Van! said...

ok... I really want to nail you...bad :-()