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Monday, June 26, 2006

CAPTION TIME!



(1). And that was the first and last time Duane was invited to participate in Northern Wisconsin's Wood Carving Benefit for Battered and Abused Women.
However, his giant hoo-ha was purchased by a "M Jackson" for an undisclosed amount of money and appropriately placed next to the petting zoo at Neverland Ranch.

(2). Lisp and tendency to wear women's underwear aside, with just a few strokes of a chainsaw, Carl Manages to validate each and every suspicion that he is in fact a flaming homosexual.



Got a caption? Leave it in the comments!

21 comments:

As always... Rachael said...

Work the vein, baby... work the vein!

ducklet said...

He's a lumberjack and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works all day!

slyght said...

redwood... the official tree of viagra.

yeah that sucked but i had to try.

tcadle said...

spoken like a true professional rachel.

thats my first and last time as a male model. I'm just glad it wasn't cold out.

Momentary Academic said...

Carl's tailor couldn't really figure out if he dressed right or left.

Aliecat said...

Look honey, it doesn't need batteries!

Mpls_red said...

1. Really Bobby, must you pop wood everytime we go camping?

2. South Dakota has Mt. Rushmore, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico and Arizona, have the four corners and the Ozarks have Mount Penis. This attraction draws rednecks from all over the south.

3. Amazon.com made a mistake and sent the Erection Set, not the Erector Set.

4. Rectum? Damn near killed him...

That last one is bad.

djmetronome said...
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djmetronome said...

Butch wasn't good at this single parent gig...and had no idea what was appropriate for his daughters show and tell in class tomorrow, but he figured any contest was a contest worth winning, so go big or go home.

or

tucker, loved carving rocket ships...but never did understand why his wife liked to watch...

liberalbanana said...

Desperate and having tried every other viable option, Bob reluctantly responded to the emails from 2Big4Yoo offering him relief from his tiny, mushy man bits. It turns out that it was the best money he ever spent.

Unforunately for Bob, however, the only woman that can take a whopper that big is the Statue of Liberty. (And possibly Paris Hilton.)

tcadle said...

HE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A CORVETTE INSTEAD.

mcBlogger said...

Can't think of a good comment, but that guy is definately okay with his manhood and not at all threatened by a giant penis carved out of wood. :-)

mushroom said...

ridem cowboy yeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaawwww

flea said...

Debbie!!!!

godammit, debbie!

hurry and get the camera!

this is so going on my wall of fame

Kelly said...

Haven't got a caption, but wanted to mention that I clicked your link, and then the phone rang on my desk. Without glancing at the screen, and what popped up, I started scribbling a note. When the conversation got boring, I finally looked up, and choked down the phone receiver.

Shyte, girl, have some warnings!

heh.

i.marzipan said...

His sideburns and low-key demeanor have made the Twins catcher a fan favorite. But his hot bat has stirred up Mauer Mania.

http://www.startribune.com/509/story/521874.html

Kevin said...

the only man on planet earth who no longer gets 50 emails per day related to the penis.

Mpls_red said...

The founders of "Lumber Jack Days" in beautiful Stillwater, MN didn't envision the wood carving contest going to such "lenghts".

Turn out, competition was "stiff" this year.

Tickets to the sold out event were "hard" to come by.

Pete Bogs said...

Got wood? someone obviously does...

bigus dickus said...

I dont need no wooden cock baby, I got the real deal right here. i love white pussy.

sirbarrett said...

It now occured to him that his whole life had been leading up to this moment. This was the pinnacle of power. Never again would he feel so alive. Then, in horror, he began to cry.