(1). And that was the first and last time Duane was invited to participate in Northern Wisconsin's Wood Carving Benefit for Battered and Abused Women.
However, his giant hoo-ha was purchased by a "M Jackson" for an undisclosed amount of money and appropriately placed next to the petting zoo at Neverland Ranch.
(2). Lisp and tendency to wear women's underwear aside, with just a few strokes of a chainsaw, Carl Manages to validate each and every suspicion that he is in fact a flaming homosexual.
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17 comments:
Work the vein, baby... work the vein!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works all day!
redwood... the official tree of viagra.
yeah that sucked but i had to try.
spoken like a true professional rachel.
thats my first and last time as a male model. I'm just glad it wasn't cold out.
Carl's tailor couldn't really figure out if he dressed right or left.
Look honey, it doesn't need batteries!
Butch wasn't good at this single parent gig...and had no idea what was appropriate for his daughters show and tell in class tomorrow, but he figured any contest was a contest worth winning, so go big or go home.
or
tucker, loved carving rocket ships...but never did understand why his wife liked to watch...
Desperate and having tried every other viable option, Bob reluctantly responded to the emails from 2Big4Yoo offering him relief from his tiny, mushy man bits. It turns out that it was the best money he ever spent.
Unforunately for Bob, however, the only woman that can take a whopper that big is the Statue of Liberty. (And possibly Paris Hilton.)
HE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A CORVETTE INSTEAD.
Can't think of a good comment, but that guy is definately okay with his manhood and not at all threatened by a giant penis carved out of wood. :-)
ridem cowboy yeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaawwww
Debbie!!!!
godammit, debbie!
hurry and get the camera!
this is so going on my wall of fame
Haven't got a caption, but wanted to mention that I clicked your link, and then the phone rang on my desk. Without glancing at the screen, and what popped up, I started scribbling a note. When the conversation got boring, I finally looked up, and choked down the phone receiver.
Shyte, girl, have some warnings!
heh.
Got wood? someone obviously does...
I dont need no wooden cock baby, I got the real deal right here. i love white pussy.
It now occured to him that his whole life had been leading up to this moment. This was the pinnacle of power. Never again would he feel so alive. Then, in horror, he began to cry.
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