Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Cows are Taking Over the World.

According to this article, European scientists have discovered through the use of Google Earth software that cows are magnetic. Apparantly, they are aligning themselves with Earth's north-south magnetic fields while they graze or rest.

Not only are they now a cud-chewing compass, but they also excrete enough methane gas to blow up Russia, and I have reason to believe that they are responsible for crop circles.

Holy shit. Cow's are going to take over the world.

Forget Al Queda, alien invasions, or guerilla warfare, "It's What's For Dinner" that we all have to worry about.

Being that I'm a vegan, I am hoping they will spare my life. I will try and save as many of you as I can, but I am not sure if I can fit all of you in The Rollerskate.


m.a. said...

It will be your job to carry on our stories after the cows have gotten to us, and by us, I mean me.

So@24 said...

I'm eating a burger for dinner tonight.

Do it for America.

Pete Bogs said...

I like dairy too much to be vegan, but I don't eat flesh... say, I remember you commenting on my grilled cheese conspiracy post!

Anonymous said...

Don't forget, cows are responsible for Global Warming too. Less polar ice cap = new area to graze.