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Friday, January 27, 2006

Frightening Fluorescent Lightbulb Update

This morning after my Step class I walked into the locker room only to see a woman, mid 50's standing completely naked under the frightening fluorescent lightbulbs with a towel wrapped around her head violently shoving her kleenex covered finger in and out of her nose. I wanted to rip out my eyeballs and flush them down the toilet...it was the most horrible thing I've ever seen. Ever.

I will never be the same.

5 comments:

i.marzipan said...

HA HA HA HA!!! Also? Barf. Laughing and throwing up a little at the same time just gave me a headache.

Champ - Love Hound said...

If I'll see some one doin' such thing, I 'll punch their finger deeper in nose. Eeewww.

Hope you 're doin' good.
God bless you....

heather k said...

OK, who ARE these women?

I swear, each club I have belonged to has a resident naked lady with a towel-wrapped melon doing something heinous. The latest one I saw was putting on socks. Black ones. *shudder*

As always... Rachael said...

I'm always amazed at how uncensored the ladies in the locker room are. I mean, I'm no prude, but I'm polite enough not to bend over naked and stick my ass in the face of someone trying to tie their shoes!

Aliecat said...

OK, that would be revolting even if she was clothed. Ick, it's still considered picking your nose even if you use tissue. Gag.