Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Three Day Cleanse "Day One"

I just finished my 16oz glass of prune juice...Just one of three that I will have to consume over the next three days. That, and three gallons of organic apple juice and just as much distilled water...in three days. Add three tablespoons of olive oil a day and 8 "Herbal Laxative" supplements and you have the making for one fun and craptastic cleanse!

Whoot Whoot!

Why am I doing this to myself? I mean, I'm a vegan so I already eat healthy enough as it is...

Do I like to torture myself in the form of raging diahrea?

Not really.

I just think that every once in a while we should clean out our systems. Get rid of everything that has collected in our gut so that we can feel even better.

So in order to keep myself on track I'm going to post an update every day to let those of you who care about my bowel health in on my progress.

Wish me luck.

P.S. It takes less than 45 minutes for a 16 oz glass of prune juice to kick into gear. Trust me...I know...


Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Remember when Japan attacked the United States, and someone in Japan said something like, "I fear that all we have done is awaken a sleeping Giant?"

That's how I feel. I got you out of your blogging slumber, and now we'll have daily, bowel movement updates.

Keep pooing and blogging, and I'll keep reading!

m.a. said...

Wow, Jenni. I've thought about doing something like that. This might be the week to try it? :) haha!

Ed Kohler said...

I can't think of anything worse than being stuck at a metered on-ramp 45 minutes after polishing over 16oz of PJ.

Bud said...

I hope all that comes out alright! But prune juice never worked for me.

Jenni said...

Dr: That is one of the most accurate statements I have heard all year. Also, apparantly for two hours after consuming a 16oz glass of prune juice, my ass was that sleeping giant.

M.a.: I say go for it. There is nothing like having someone else share my pain. ;)

Ed: Ahhhhh...the metered on ramp. I have nightmares about that kind of thing.

Bud: Have you tried 16oz of it? You will be a completely different person after 16oz of prune juice.