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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Jenni's "How To."

How To Lose 10 Lbs of Water Weight In Under 35 Minutes:

It's simple. Just get up at 7:00 in the morning and run three-and-a-half miles when it's 80 degrees and 79% humidity.


(Alternate titles; "How To Sweat Off Any Residual Makeup On Your Face", "How To Feel Like You're Going To Pass Out Upon Entering The Air Conditioning Of Your Home," and "How To Rapidly Achieve Heat Stroke."

2 comments:

Momentary Academic said...

Be careful!

Sandra said...

Did you really lose ten pounds? For real? I'm going running for 35 minutes tonight, please God don't cool things down til I get my run in.