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Friday, November 10, 2006

Random Salad

It's been a while.



Is it me or is the above photo extra creepy? I saw this picture on a Mcdonalds bag in the lunchroom at one of my dealerships. And I didn't know what was more creepy, the picture of Ronald in a Freddy Kruger-insipred basketball uniform, or the realization that after reading the receipt that was attached to the bag that someone had actually eaten four sausage breakfast burritos and a Coke for their morning meal. Eew.

I was sitting in the chair at the hair salon a few days ago waiting for my stylist when the receptionist came up to me and asked, "Were you ever Miss Minnesota?"
What? Was I "Miss Minnesota?" Seriously?
"Well, the lady that just left could have sworn that you were Miss Minnesota."

So, I told her that although I was never Miss Minnesota, if she asks my husband he'd tell her that I often act like Miss Universe.



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I'm not sure how I feel about the new James Bond. I mean, Daniel Craig will never be Pierce and Pierce will never be Sean...and althouh Roger Moore looked great as an action figure well, I'm just a little scared to see who will be the next James Bond...



Nahhhhhh...they wouldn't. Would they?

24 comments:

Grad School Reject said...

I am equally appalled by the McDonalds order. I mean, four sausage burritos and a Coke?!?

Doesn't that person know a regular coke is just empty calories? Hopefully next time they will order a Diet.

Bud said...

Clowns never scared me but mcD's really does.

treespotter said...

Copland, in jPod has his characters to write love letters to Ronald.

Absolutely delicious. strange, i know.

the word verif says: gywwfbas. Also strange.

mysterygirl! said...

I just ate a happy meal for lunch, but now I feel like a health nut in comparison. Is there any chance that that person was picking up breakfast for the office? I sure hope so.

Also, I love that someone thinks you are a former beauty queen. Flattering!

Sandra said...

Between Ronald and the Burger King I am just completely terrified.

Seriously sad but true, a future Bond will probably be Daniel Radcliffe, the kid who plays Harry Potter. ACK!

Momentary Academic said...

I'm sure that you would have been an awesome Miss Minnesota. You should be Mrs. Minnesota!

Barry said...

Well, clowns are creepy anywhere OUTSIDE of a circus rink. I basically agree with you on the Bond thing - what I wonder, is why does Bond have to be 'Bond' I mean, can't he have someone who had to 'fill his shoes' (among other things)

What I can't believe is that you didn't play alon with the Miss Minnesota Idea - you may have gotten a free 'do' (OK - I know sayin 'do' REALLY dates me)

LZ Blogger said...

What ??? You're NOT Miss Minnesota??? I haven't been asked that in YEARS! ~ jb///

Anonymous said...

I've met some pretty creepy Mrs Minnesotas too. Botox beauties. I'll give Ronald that smack down Shaq style if he even came close to me. Kinda what Sir Charles did to Barney on SNL.

amera hearts said...

okay the kid in the home alone movies always had scary eyes and even more so now that he is grown.

he really creeps me out.

Aliecat said...

My god, that picture is hideous...and I thought the BK guy was creepy

mcBlogger said...

The four sausage breakfast burritos and a Coke could have been for more than one person, at least...I'd hope so.

Mpls_red said...

Miss Minnesota? Really! I think the only way you would have been more flattered was if she said Miss North Dakota or Miss Montana. Pleaseeeee, like you would even bother with a pagent.
Anywho, I'm on the west side of town now, 494 and Lyndale, Richfield side.

Sandra Dee said...

I am so glad someone agrees with me about the new Bond. He is no Hottie McTottie Pierce. I just don't find Craig as attractive.

Maybe I'm blind.

Macaulay Culkin? I might crap my pants if they did that. Bad move.

glomgold said...

Well, if paint buckets on ropes are considered high-tech gadgetry, then maybe lil' Macauley has a chance. I have no idea how to spell his name and am too lazy to look it up.
Ronald McDonald is always creepy because you just don't know what that guy's really doing under all that clown make-up.

mysterygirl! said...

Jenni, where are you? I miss you!

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Don't lie, I'd recognize Miss Minnesota ANYWHERE!

karla said...

Maybe McDonald's is onto something here. Seeing that frightening weirdo in his striped neon getup makes me want to stuff myself with comfort food to avoid peeing myself in fear. I'm getting a Big Mac.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Why not Ronald McDonald as the next James Bond? It looks like he can dribble a basketballs, so why couldn't he sip a martini while getting road head during a high speed chase?

R2K said...

: )

Rob Lowe said...

Hope you are keeping it real. By the way, whenever I see a snow penis in a pickup truck, I think of you. Kinda your claim to fame with me.

Merry Christmas or whatever

rl

The Phosgene Kid said...

Everyone knows white clowns can't jump!

Anonymous said...

I saw Casino Royale and it sold me on Daniel Craig, he is definetly the better actor. He is more believable as a secret agent, Pierce looks like he would cry if his hair got mussed up! Truthfully Craig is BOND!

Memphis Steve said...

So you weren't ever Miss Minnesota?