tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9973874.post111698920026282620..comments2023-11-05T06:37:37.608-06:00Comments on *: Random Drunk Story #4 "Beer Cart Girls Kick Ass"Jennihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08686972386438680531noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9973874.post-1117112451035092962005-05-26T08:00:00.000-05:002005-05-26T08:00:00.000-05:00I think that my stint as beer cart girl greatly pr...I think that my stint as beer cart girl greatly precedes the creation of www.badgolfer.com! Plus I resent its title. Bad golfer! I made a good amount of money acting like I wold be a bad golfer and it usually went something like this; I would pull up in my beer cart and approach a group of guys. Flirting was an absolute must. I would take their order and start up a conversation on golf somehow. Like, point to a driver in someones bag and be like "What does that club do?" And they would laugh and I would act all dumb and innocent. They would say, "Well, that's a driver." And I'd say "I bet I could hit that club." And then more laughter would ensue because obviously the driver is the most difficult club in the bag. Then I would pull out the research that I had done earlier where I picked out a guy from the group who I know I could out drive and I would say "I bet I could hit the ball farther than that guy", and point to the "chosen one." Then the money would start coming out, more than likely from the guy I picked, mostly because it's a pride thing. <BR/>While the money was being collected I'd ask questions like "is this how you hold the club while holding some god-awful grip, and watch as more money was laid out by the wagerers.<BR/>I'd make the guy go first. See how far he hit it and where and usually they would buckle under pressure. However, I only had one "dick out" the whole time I did this. Then I would walk up to the tee, set my stance and wham...nail that ball right out into the fairway. It was beautiful seeing the expressions on their faces...priceless.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08686972386438680531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9973874.post-1117041020344408332005-05-25T12:10:00.000-05:002005-05-25T12:10:00.000-05:00You guys sound like bo and luke duke, except you'r...You guys sound like bo and luke duke, except you're in a golf cart and much hotter. I totally have the visual of you in Daisy Dukes. Awesome.<BR/><BR/>By the way, have you seen this site? Or, perhaps are you on it?<BR/>http://www.badgolfer.com/beer-cart-girl/Rob Lowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17973854177022376143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9973874.post-1117033678211608882005-05-25T10:07:00.000-05:002005-05-25T10:07:00.000-05:00That was one of the best blog stories I have ever ...That was one of the best blog stories I have ever read!!!!! A classic indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!! When are you playing golf again, I am coming along for the ride.....hahahaCharlie Mchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04309094583043034950noreply@blogger.com